July 16, 2007
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Visitor: “What’s wrong with the man in that cell?”
Attendant: “He’s a doughnut.”
Visitor: “You mean that he hallucinates that he is a doughnut?”
Attendant: “No; he really is. He went crazy on the subject of money.”
The image above was drawn from one continuous line, including the artist’s signature!
Little Miss Muffet
She sat in a buffet,
Partaking of a Scotch highball;
Along came a wooer
And sat down next to her,
But she didn’t frighten at all!
In The Family
Little Miss Muffet,
She sat on a tuffet,
Hoping her sweetheart would stay;
But along came her mother,
Her father and brother,
And frightened her suitor away.
It’s great to be American. Always has been. Enjoy!