Comics and Quips 001

Construed Either Way

Middle-aged Bridegroom: "I dreamed last night I had lost you, darling!"

Bride: "No such luck, my dear."

Reporter: “Do you expect to get damages from the company?”

Mike: “Expect ‘em? I’ve got ‘em!”

Kindly gent: “Willie, aren’t you afraid you’re late for supper?”

Willie: “Naw! I got de meat.

First convict: “They say it took Milton fifteen days to write one page of a book.”

Second convict: “That’s nothing! I’ve been on one sentence six years, and I’m not through yet.”

Hostess: “Do try this chair. It’s really quite comfortable for an antique.

It’s great to be American. Always has been. Enjoy!