Visitor: “What’s wrong with the man in that cell?” Attendant: “He’s a doughnut.” Visitor: “You mean that he hallucinates that he is a doughnut?” Attendant: “No; he really is. He went crazy on the subject of money.”
After the Ball
The image above was drawn from one continuous line, including the artist’s signature!
Little Miss Muffet She sat in a buffet, Partaking of a Scotch highball; Along came a wooer And sat down next to her, But she didn’t frighten at all!
In The Family
Little Miss Muffet, She sat on a tuffet, Hoping her sweetheart would stay; But along came her mother, Her father and brother, And frightened her suitor away.
It’s great to be American. Always has been. Enjoy!