A few famous quotes and a few funny quotes for your brief amusement.

One-sie & Two-sie Quotes

2 Quotes From Elizabeth Stuart Phelps
  • A great idea is usually original to more than one discoverer. Great ideas come when the world needs them. Great ideas surround the world's ignorance and press for admission.

  • Happiness must be cultivated. It is like character. It is not a thing to be safely let alone for a moment, or it will run to weeds.

1 Quote From George P. Morris
  • Woodman, spare that tree! Touch not a single bough!
    In youth it sheltered me, and I’ll protect it now.

1 Quote From James Whitcomb Riley

James Whitcomb Riley

  • When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck.

1 Quote From Joel Chandler Harris

Joel Chandler Harris

  • Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck.

2 Quotes From Washington Irving
  • A tart temper never mellows with age, and a sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.

  • There is a certain relief in change, even though it be from bad to worse! As I have often found in traveling in a stagecoach, that it is often a comfort to shift one's position, and be bruised in a new place.

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