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6 Quotes From Charles Farrar Browne (Artemus Ward)

  • I am not a politician, and my other habits are also good.

  • I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.

  • Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.

  • The happy married man dies in good style at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all - he sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail.

  • They drink with impunity or with anybody who invites them.

  • Why don't you show us a statesman who can rise up to the emergency, and cave in the emergency's head.

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